作词 : Irving Berlin

作曲 : Irving Berlin

Barbra Streisand：

Hi Melissa

Melissa McCarthy：

Oh wow Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand：

Streisand like sand on the beach soft S

Melissa McCarthy：

Right sorry what are you doing here

Barbra Streisand：

I'm here to see the director

He cast me as the lead in of his new movie

Melissa McCarthy：

He cast me as the lead in his new movie

Barbra Streisand：

That's impossible

Melissa McCarthy：

Yeah well we'll see

Barbra Streisand：

Really

Melissa McCarthy：

Any part you can play I can play better

Barbra Streisand：

No I can play any part better than you

Melissa McCarthy：

No you can't

Barbra Streisand：

Yes I can

Melissa McCarthy：

No you can't

Barbra Streisand：

Yes I can

Melissa McCarthy：

No you can't

Barbra Streisand：

Yes I can yes I can

Melissa McCarthy：

Any laugh you can get I can get bigger

Barbra Streisand：

I can get any laugh as big as you

Melissa McCarthy：

With one look

Barbra Streisand：

With a glance

Melissa McCarthy：

Till they cry

Barbra Streisand：

Wet their pants

Melissa McCarthy：

Till they roar

Barbra Streisand：

Till they're sore

Both：

I'll get more

Barbra Streisand：

I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat

Melissa McCarthy：

I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up

Barbra Streisand：

I can do a concert tour

Melissa McCarthy：

With hip hop and rap

Barbra Streisand：

Well after I've had a nap

Melissa McCarthy：

You got me there

Barbra Streisand：

Are You'related to matthew

Melissa McCarthy：

No that's mcconaughey

Barbra Streisand：

What about paul

Melissa McCarthy：

That's mccartney

Barbra Streisand：

Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry

Barbra Streisand：

Any house you can build I can build better

Melissa McCarthy：

I can build any home grander than yours

Barbra Streisand：

With great taste

Melissa McCarthy：

With 10 johns

Barbra Streisand：

With restraint

Melissa McCarthy：

Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall

Barbra Streisand：

With a mall

Melissa McCarthy：

A mall

Melissa McCarthy：

In any comedy I can be crasser

I can be cruder and crasser than you

Barbra Streisand：

With a belch

Melissa McCarthy：

With a burp

Barbra Streisand：

With a shrug

Melissa McCarthy：

With a slurp You're too clean

Barbra Streisand：

Well I'm just not obscene

Barbra Streisand：

You're a dirty talker

Melissa McCarthy：

You played mother fawker

Barbra Streisand：

Bridesmaid's a keeper

Melissa McCarthy：

Prince of tides a weeper

Barbra Streisand：

We agree on quite a lot

Melissa McCarthy：

Hey let's make amends

Barbra Streisand：

Yeah

Both：

We should be friends

Barbra Streisand：

What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence

Melissa McCarthy：

I don't know what

Barbra Streisand：

A widower

Melissa McCarthy：

Ha

Melissa McCarthy：

Anything men can do we can do better

Barbra Streisand：

Anything men can do we can do too

Melissa McCarthy：

Steal a scene

Barbra Streisand：

Stop the show

Melissa McCarthy：

Fill the seats

Both：

S r o

Barbra Streisand：

Have a child

Melissa McCarthy：

With a man

Barbra Streisand：

Yes we can

Both：

We were underrated teased and deprecated

But we sent em reeling

Through the glass ceiling

Melissa McCarthy：

There is nothing we can't do

Barbra Streisand：

Well can you bake a pie

Melissa McCarthy：

No

Barbra Streisand：

Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better

Melissa McCarthy：

We can do anything better as two

Barbra Streisand：

Make chick flicks

Melissa McCarthy：

Buddy pics

Barbra Streisand：

As a team we're a dream

Melissa McCarthy：

You're the bomb

Barbra Streisand：

Huh

Melissa McCarthy：

You'll be great

Barbra Streisand：

Really

Melissa McCarthy：

As my mom

Barbra Streisand：

Your mom don't you mean sister

Melissa McCarthy：

OK

Barbra Streisand：

Why would you say a thing like that

Melissa McCarthy：

Touchy

Barbra Streisand：

No I mean

Melissa McCarthy：

Fine

Both：

I'm your fan

Yes we can yes we can

Yes we can

Melissa McCarthy：

Can I call you babs now

Barbra Streisand：

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