Bitty Boppy Betty - Pink Martini

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On weekends she's your honey

Then comes Monday and that'll be sir to you

Bitty boppy Betty better known as billy he's the up and coming local DA

A fearless crime fighter political insider sure to be mayor one day

But after work on fridays

Off comes his necktie and on come her diamonds and pearls

You better get ready cause now billy's betty everybody's favorite girl

In the belly of the city that's where you'll find

Betty Friday to Sunday night

Is she working under cover

Or just a fun mother either way that's alright

Bitty boppy Betty what a bouncing beauty so sophisticated and refined

She's a boy who doesn't show it

And though the guys all know it none of them seem to mind

When betty starts a boppin

The joint starts a hoppin

She can twist and dance the whole night through

You really can't ignore here

And if you don't adore her there might be something wrong with you

On Mondays bright and early

Betty's back to Billy working hard on behalf of our town

Upholding law and order talking to reporters

And keeping us safe and sound

If there's a moral to this ditty

It's not to judge Betty Billy or anyone

Cause life's a lot richer with a healthy mixture

Not to mention lots more fun

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On weekends she's your honey then comes Monday

And that'll be sir to you