If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

Foes that wanna make sure my casket s closed

Rap critics that say he s Money Cash Hoes

I m from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

If you grew up with holes in your zapitos

You d celebrate the minute you was having doe

I m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole

If you don t like my lyrics you can press fast forward

Got beef with radio if I don t play they show

They don t play my hits well I don t give a shit SO

Rap mags try and use my black ass

So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers

I don t know what you take me as

or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

I m from rags to ritches nigga I ain t dumb

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain t one

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

The year is 94 and in my trunk is raw

In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law

I got two choices yall pull over the car or

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain t trying to see no highway chase with jake

Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road

And I heard Son do you know why I m stopping you for?

Cause I m young and I m black and my hats real low

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don t know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?

Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four

License and registration and step out of the car

Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are

I ain t stepping out of shit all my papers legit

Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back

And I know my rights so you gon need a warrent for that

Aren t you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?

Or somebody important or something?

Nah I ain t pass the bar but I know a little bit

Enough that you won t illegally search my shit

Well see how smart you are when the K-9 s come

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain t one

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain t one

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago

A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe

This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy

But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me

I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord

Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform

You know the type loud as a motor bike

But wouldn t bust a grape in a fruit fight

The only thing that s gonna happen is i mma get to clapping

He and his boys gon be yapping to the captain

And there I go trapped in the kit kat again

Back through the system with the riff raff again

Fiends on the floor scratching again

Paparazzi s with they cameras snapping them

D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again

Half-a-mil for bail cause I m African

All because this fool was horrasin them

Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin

But ain t nothing sweet bout how I hold my gun

I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain t one

Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain t one

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain t one

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

Hit me

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one

You re crazy for this one Rick

It s your b