Went to a party just last night

Wanted to bring the year in right

Woke up this morning, I don't know how

Last night I was a happy man, but the way I feel right now

It's gonna be a funky new year

Funky new year

Ooh, ahh, got to be a funky new year

Funky new year

Can't remember when I ever felt worse

Nothing matters and everything hurts

They were passin' 'round the bottle, made me feel brand new

Trouble with the new man - he wants a hit too, hit me

Funky new year

Funky new year

Ooh, it's a funky new year

Funky new year

Funky new year

Funky new year

Lord, mmm

Funky new year

Nurse, I'm worse

Funky new year

I got to perk up a little

Funky new year

My hair hurts

Funky new year

Funky new year

Ow!

Funky new year

Funky new year

Funky new year

A party, baby

Never again

Funky new year

Funky new year

Whose shoes are these?

Funky new year

Funky new year

Party hearty, baby

Funky new year

Funky new year

What year is this anyway?