People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's

Ability to pick up all these beautiful women

Is it your good looks ?

Is it that big bulge in your pants?

Could be that fancy car you drive

That I lease and change every other year but

You don't need to know that

I say look

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret

My man, Nathaniel Merriweather, you know

A little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling school

Made this thing called

Music to make to your old lady by

Barry White used to work

Shoot, even Abba used to work the way I was doin' my thing

But man, you put this on

And the ho's just go wild

I'm telling you Music to make love to your old lady by

You know, you tried cognac

Even tried givin' her some ****

Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy

But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try

Music to make love to your old lady by