Greatest Hits

Just waking up in the

morning gotta thank god

I don't know but today

seems kinda odd

No barking from the

dogs, no smog

And momma cooked a breakfast

with no hog

I got my grub on,

but didn't pig out

Finally got a call from

a girl wanna dig out

Hooked it up on later

as i hit the do'

Thinking will i live,

another twenty-fo'

I gotta go cause i

got me a drop top

And if i hit the switch,

i can make the *** drop

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror not

a jacker in sight

And everything is alright

I got a beep from kim and

she can **** all night

Called up the homies

and i'm askin y'all

Which court, are y'all

playin basketball?

Get me on the court

and i'm trouble

Last week ****ed around

and got a triple double

Freaking brothers

everyway like

I can't believe, today

was a good day

Drove to the pad and

hit the showers

Didn't even get no static

from the cowards

Cause just yesterday them

fools tried to blast me

Saw the police and they

rolled right past me

No flexin, didn't even

look in a *****z direction

As i ran the intersection

Went to $hort dog's house,

they was watchin

yo! mtv raps

What's the haps

on the craps

Shake em up, shake em up

, shake em up, shake em

Roll em in a circle of

*****z and watch

me break em

With the seven, seven-eleven,

seven-eleven

Seven even back do lil'joe

I picked up the cash flow

Then we played bones,

and i'm yellin domino

Plus nobody i know got

killed in south central

Today was a good day

Left my *****z house paid

Picked up a girl been tryin

to **** since

the twelve grade

It's ironic, i had the

brew she had the chronic

The lakers beat the supersonics

I felt on the big fat fanny

Pulled out the jammy,

and killed the punanny

And my d*ck runs deep

so deep so deep

Put her *** to sleep

Woke her up around one

She didn't hesitate, to

call ice cube the top gun

Drove her to the pad

and i'm coasting

Took another sip of the

potion hit the

three-wheel motion

I was glad everything

had worked out

Dropped her *** off,

then i chirped out

Today was like one

of those fly dreams

Didn't even see a berry

flashing those high beams

No helicopter looking

for a murder

Two in the morning got

the fat burger

Even saw the lights of

the goodyear blimp

And it read ice

cube's a pimp

Drunk as hell but

no throwing up

Half way home and my

pager still blowing up

Today i didn't even

have to use my

I got to say it

was a good day.