Alfie - Lily Allen

Ooooo deary me,

My little brother s

in his bedroom smoking weed,

I tell him he should get up

cos it s nearly quarter past three

He can t be bothered cos he s high on THC.

I ask him very nicely

if he d like a cup of tea,

I can t even see you

cos the room is so smokey,

Don t understand

how one can watch so much TV,

My baby brother Alfie

how I wish that you could see.

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,

So please can you stop pulling my hair.

Now, now there s no need to swear,

Please don t despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it s a brand new day,

I just can sit back

and watch your life waste away

You need to get a job

because the bills need to get paid.

Get off your lazy arse,

Alfie please use your brain

Surely there s some walls out there

that you can go spray,

I m feeling guilty for leading you astray,

Now how the hell do you ever expect

that you ll get laid,

When all you do is stay and play

on your computer games?

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,

So please can you stop pulling my hair.

Now, now there s no need to swear,

Please don t despair my dear Mon frere.

Oh little brother

please refrain from doing that,

I m trying to help you out

so can you stop being a twat.

It s time that you and I

sat down and had a little chat,

Just look me in the eyes

take off that stupid thick hat.

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,

So please can you stop pulling my hair.

Now, now there s no need to swear,

Please don t despair

Please don t despair

Mon f