[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton
[00:02.19]Good morning world and all who inhabit it
[00:07.31]Jump out of bed
[00:09.02]Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
[00:12.87]Meow
[00:14.13]Full steam ahead
[00:15.69]The S.S. I am ready is about to set sail
[00:21.11]This kind of day
[00:22.64]Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
[00:27.29]I'm on my way
[00:29.54]Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying
[00:33.99]Who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream
[00:38.12]Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene
[00:41.78]Gary it's me
[00:43.51]Happy just to be here
[00:44.87]In the world renowned
[00:47.29]Bikini Bottom
[00:48.19]How I love this town
[00:50.64]Bikini Bottom
[00:51.69]Where the sun shines down
[00:53.83]On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
[00:57.00]Good morning Patrick
[00:58.99]Is it morning already
[01:00.75]It sure is and I'm singing the opening number
[01:03.72]Ooh I want a verse
[01:06.32]I missed a snack
[01:07.91]This busy schedule makes it hard to feed me
[01:13.28]To stay on track
[01:14.80]Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching tv
[01:19.23]There might not be time for a nap
[01:21.33]But I'll do what I can
[01:23.36]They're showing all the episodes of
[01:25.20]Mermaid man
[01:26.79]Oh every single one
[01:28.41]I'm spending all day underneath
[01:30.25]My favorite rock favorite rock
[01:32.56]Bikini Bottom
[01:33.55]Now what rhymes with rock rhymes with rock
[01:35.95]Bikini Bottom
[01:37.05]Nothing rhymes with rock rhymes with rock
[01:39.25]It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
[01:42.34]Would you two please keep it down
[01:44.65]Good morning squidward
[01:47.13]Another day another migraine
[01:50.46]When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
[01:54.70]A sensitive artiste
[01:56.28]Can't get a moment's peace
[01:57.72]With these two idiots in stereo
[02:01.61]They never go away never go away
[02:03.56]Typical Bikini Bottom day
[02:10.91]We now follow Spongebob past the Treedome
[02:14.99]Home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel
[02:17.95]Hard at work on her latest invention
[02:21.99]Boy howdy that was close
[02:23.80]It's just a little smoke a minor setback setback
[02:29.25]A few more hours at most
[02:31.01]And I'll be done with this here brand-new jetpack jetpack
[02:35.77]And then this Texas squirrel this country girl
[02:38.03]Will spread her wings and fly
[02:39.88]Her bushy tail and comet's trail
[02:41.67]Will clear across the sky
[02:43.47]Above the town and looking down
[02:45.28]On a typical Bikini Bottom day day day yeah
[02:53.78]Bye Sandy I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab
[02:59.07]Ah yes Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment
[03:03.75]Home to the Krabby Patty owned and operated
[03:07.44]By Mr. Eugene Krabs and across town
[03:12.40]The least popular restaurant the Chum Bucket run by Sheldon J. Plankton
[03:20.76]Two arch nemeses locked in their fast food Cold War
[03:26.62]Winds from the west
[03:28.18]Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
[03:33.67]Good weather's best
[03:35.20]When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
[03:40.73]Laugh while you can
[03:42.58]Until the day you laugh no more forever
[03:46.81]Forever
[03:47.71]I've got a plan
[03:49.27]And I went to college so you know it's clever
[03:54.01]They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work ha
[03:58.06]Who would say that probably some penniless jerk
[04:01.52]Soon the day will come
[04:03.41]When they'll all love chum
[04:04.69]It's just a matter of time
[04:07.21]Bikini Bottom
[04:10.78]Bikini Bottom
[04:11.77]Oh this town is all mine
[04:13.61]Just a typical Bikini Bottom day
[04:17.09]Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean
[04:23.09]Where's Mr. Krabs
[04:24.32]It's take your kid to work day
[04:26.87]Just think Pearl me darling daughter one day this will all be yours
[04:31.67]Soon as you graduate high school I'll start you as manager
[04:35.10]But I have my own dreams daddy
[04:37.63]Uh Mr. Krabs if she doesn't want to be manager
[04:41.25]I know someone who'd be great for the job
[04:44.69]You
[04:46.13]My boy you're just a wee simple sponge frycook's all you'll ever be
[04:51.90]Why can't he see
[04:53.73]I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
[04:59.65]Maybe it's me
[05:01.41]Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on
[05:06.20]Come on Mr. Krabs I can do it if you give me one chance
[05:10.26]Them everyone would say good morning Mr. Squarepants
[05:13.97]I would never rest
[05:15.46]Until I was the best
[05:18.65]Spongebob get in the kitchen it's opening time
[05:25.08]In the world renowned world renowned
[05:27.44]Bikini Bottom
[05:28.47]Our old home town old home town
[05:30.93]Bikini Bottom
[05:31.80]And the sun shines down sun shines down
[05:35.75]Sun shines down sun shines down
[05:42.41]It's a typical
[05:43.54]Incredible
[05:44.21]A regular
[05:45.29]Exceptional
[05:46.03]An ordinary
[05:47.14]Extraordinary
[05:48.50]Bikini Bottom
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[05:55.93]Bikini Bottom Day
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