[00:19.500]哎竹板儿这么一打呀
[00:21.959]别的咱不说
[00:23.307]说一说武松打虎武二哥
[00:25.452]话说这么一天
[00:29.453]武松抄家伙
[00:31.403]直奔景阳岗
[00:33.170]他心里乐呵呵
[00:35.466]要说打虎啊还是武二哥
[00:39.326]打了虎出了名天下传说
[00:43.329]可没走几里路他心里暗琢磨
[00:47.283]这山上的老虎到底多大个儿
[00:51.546]是公还是母儿是高还是矬
[00:55.343]是一个是两个还是一大窝
[00:59.543]一个还好办我跟它能比划
[01:03.349]要是上来七八个我可打不过
[01:06.295]转身刚要走心里又琢磨
[01:19.468]县太爷为打虎摆了好几桌
[01:23.413]又吃饭又喝酒还给我唱歌儿
[01:27.514]戴红花儿骑大马送我上山坡
[01:31.518]这样就回去我这话怎么说
[01:36.665]我说我感冒我说我咳嗽
[01:39.424]我说我有假条儿歇两天再说
[01:43.482]县太爷听这话准说我念嘬
[01:46.177]众百姓听了这面子往哪儿搁
[01:51.376]我还得把山上
[01:53.36]我还得去拼搏
[01:55.98]打死虎出了名
[01:57.205]我可了不得
[01:58.257]最起码儿的跟相声大腕
[02:01.622]平起又平坐
[02:03.518]什么叫魏文亮那个是田立和
[02:07.327]马三立见了我提前得遛活
[02:19.433]刚要把山上
[02:21.284]他心里又琢磨
[02:23.185]这万一出点儿事这可了不得
[02:27.432]老虎咬脚豆儿咬我胳肢窝
[02:31.246]我有痒痒肉一咬嗝儿嗝儿乐
[02:35.353]咬我后脑勺儿我可不能活
[02:39.308]把我咬伤了全家数唠我
[02:43.352]谁上你逞能谁让这么做
[02:47.122]你想成大腕儿你想点别的辙
[02:51.267]你死也不能死你活也不能活
[02:55.190]你成这模样你算招谁的
[02:59.484]武松当时的心情啊
[03:01.483]真是不好说
[03:03.279]就跟我在音乐基地里心情
[03:05.630]差不多了
[03:07.329]武松一看表呀时间快到了
[03:11.130]想了半天怎么着
[03:13.33]也要谢谢同志门那
[03:15.941]我说朋友你听怎么样？
[03:19.296]赶快给俺提一个宝贵意见