Dumb Blonde - Dolly Parton
Don't try to cry your way out of this
Don't try to lie or I'll catch you in it
Don't try to make me feel sorry for you
Just because I'm blonde 
Don't think I'm dumb
'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool
When you left you thought I'd sit
An you thought I'd wait 
An you thought I'd cry
You called me a dumb blonde
But somehow I lived through it
And you know if there's one thing
This blonde has learned
Blondes have more fun
You flew too high up off the ground
It's stormy weather an had to come back down
But I've found new thread for my old spool
Just because I'm blonde 
Don't think I'm dumb
'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool
When you left you thought I'd sit
An you thought I'd wait 
An you thought I'd cry
You called me a dumb blonde
But somehow I lived through it
And you know if there's one thing
This blonde has learned
Blondes have more fun
You flew too high up off the ground
It's stormy weather an had to come back down
But I've found new thread for my old spool
Just because I'm blonde 
Don't think I'm dumb
'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool