[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem
[00:00.122] 作曲 : Eminem
[00:00.244]Ugh, you're a monster
[00:02.405]I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
[00:06.444]Better hit the deck like the card dealer
[00:08.382]My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
[00:10.576]A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
[00:13.746]Brain" Heenan which is probably the
[00:15.703]Same reason I wrestle with mania
[00:17.110]Shady's in this b!tch, I'm posse'd up
[00:18.577]Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
[00:20.099]If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
[00:23.081]ADHD, hydroxycut
[00:25.246]Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)
[00:26.850]In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
[00:29.451]Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
[00:31.536]This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, h-a, h-a, h-a
[00:34.497]Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
[00:36.121]They cannot tame or placate the
[00:37.341]Monster
[00:38.317]You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
[00:40.893]I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)
[00:43.773]When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
[00:46.673]I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
[00:49.384]Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
[00:51.773]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
[00:54.502]Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
[00:57.573]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
[01:00.041]I’m just a product of slick rick and onyx, told’em lick the balls
[01:02.099]Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
[01:04.329]It's impossible to list 'em all
[01:06.003]And in the midst of all this
[01:07.413]I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
[01:08.885]Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
[01:10.291]Risperdal, voices whisper
[01:11.512]My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
[01:13.216]This is just the song to go ballistic on
[01:14.630]You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
[01:17.721]I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological.Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka.
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[01:21.787]When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
[01:23.279]Monster
[01:24.125]You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
[01:26.999]I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)
[01:30.002]When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
[01:32.449]I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
[01:35.719]Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
[01:37.818]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
[01:40.694]Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
[01:43.344]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
[01:45.949]If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
[01:48.824]'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
[01:51.213]I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
[01:54.462]The motherfvckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)
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[01:59.027]Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
[02:00.567]And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire
[02:02.196]These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
[02:06.485]I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
[02:09.105]And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
[02:12.127]'Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball
[02:14.921]
[02:18.180]'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)
[02:21.296]b!tch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfvckin' stingy for Cher
[02:22.398]Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
[02:26.004]But I tell a b!tch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
[02:27.748]Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
[02:30.002]Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
[02:31.901]So they wanna give me the chair
[02:32.941]Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
[02:34.982]'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfvckin' dictionary
[02:37.961]Got 'em swearing up and down they can spit, this d!ck's hilarious
[02:40.159]It's time to put these b!tches in the obituary column
[02:41.783]
[02:43.765]Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
[02:45.413]Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
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[02:48.118]Evil, that means take a back seat
[02:48.948]Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
[02:50.296]Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
[02:52.024]Is my gangster, b!tch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
[02:53.976]I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
[02:57.405]Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
[02:58.522]Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
[02:59.317]I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
[03:00.762]I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
[03:01.753]Finna kill 'em and dump all the fvckin' bodies in the lake
[03:03.151]Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
[03:04.422]And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
[03:06.092]But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
[03:07.422]'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
[03:08.703]I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
[03:10.380]You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
[03:11.680]You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
[03:13.430]And be on the receiving end of me, what stupidity it'd be
[03:14.580]Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter
[03:15.973]When I'm in the vicinity, motherfvcker, you better duck
[03:17.367]Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
[03:18.911]A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
[03:20.245]I'm 'bout to fvckin' finish you b!tch, I'm unfadable
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[03:23.264]I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
[03:24.818]I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
[03:26.788]I'm not afraid to pull the—
[03:27.694]Man, stop
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