Well I wonder why it isthat we have rascals rogues and losers
We've got roustabouts rapscallions and a bucket load of boozers
We've got balladeers and blowhards of all sorts
We've got poets priests and piratesbut we have no astronauts
They say there was a space raceif there was 
I think I missed it
From the earth up to the moon and back,doesn't that take the biscuit
Well I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravityas long as they could promise 
I'd be home in time for tea[chorus]
I've got me two good legs if 
I wanna take a trip,
I've got no use for a rocket ship
I walk if you don't mind
It's how I always get around
I might be staring at the starsbut 
I keep both feet on the groundboth feet on the ground
I've got both feet on the ground
There's a great big giant vacuumup there in the sky
Ah but where's the place to plug it in
I think it's all a lie
I've heard of 
Halley's Comet
And I'll tell you what 
I thinkIt's just a kind of chemical for cleaning out the sink[chorus]
I've got me two good legs if 
I wanna take a trip,
I've got no use for a rocket ship
I walk if you don't mind
It's how I always get around
I might be staring at the starsbut 
I keep both feet on the groundboth feet on the ground
I've got both feet on the ground
We've got no use for 
SputnikWe've got sponge to go around
And you'll never see the shuttle landon the streets of 
Newlyn Town
Well in the fields of "Vatimbly"there's not a launching pad in sight
We've got no "Mersa voyageurs"and we turned out all right[chorus]
I've got me two good legs if 
I wanna take a trip,
I've got no use for a rocket ship
I walk if you don't mind
It's how I always get around
I might be staring at the starsbut 
I keep both feet on the ground
I keep my both feet on the ground
I've got both feet on the ground