[ti:你怎么不上天呢]
[ar:Mr. Miss]
[al:先生小姐]
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[00:00.01]你怎么不上天呢 - Mr. Miss
[00:00.02]词：杜凯/刘恋
[00:00.03]曲：杜凯
[00:00.04]编曲：杜凯
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[00:00.93]DJ女：
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[00:02.58]各位听众朋友们大家好
[00:04.07]DJ男：
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[00:05.15]今天的节目又跟大家见面了
[00:07.09]DJ女：
[00:07.52]怎样给朝夕相处的恋人
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[00:09.86]一份惊喜一份感动
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[00:12.84]我想最好的礼物
[00:13.86]
[00:14.46]就是那些藏在你心里
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[00:16.99]平日羞于表达的真心话
[00:19.37]DJ男：
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[00:20.87]真诚是恋爱中最珍贵的美德
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[00:24.74]可以帮助我们
[00:25.77]加深彼此间的体谅理解与信任
[00:29.38]DJ男/女：
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[00:30.92]爱要勇敢地
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[00:34.08]说出来                                                                                                                                                           
            女：
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[00:44.73]你这么丑了
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[00:46.78]还要求这么多
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[00:49.26]你怎么不上天呢
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[00:53.48]你撩别的女的
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[00:55.62]以为我不晓得
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[00:58.15]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:02.58]宝贝没关系我来助你一臂之力
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[01:07.13]扶摇直上九万里
[01:09.35]出门左转不送你
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[01:11.63]这些年你的内裤都是我洗的
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[01:16.12]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:20.55]看把你给厉害的
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[01:29.38]男：
[01:30.01]包给你买得
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[01:31.64]整个家都堆满了
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[01:34.67]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:37.83]一天到晚你
[01:38.72]翻我的短信
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[01:40.68]连我妈都不放过
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[01:43.50]你怎么不上天呢
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[01:47.85]宝贝没关系我来助你一臂之力
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[01:52.50]扶摇直上九万里
[01:54.67]反正你最了不起
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[01:57.09]每次要亲热
[01:58.69]你都说你太困了
[02:00.50]
[02:01.60]看电视的时候
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[02:03.74]你的精神不还好得很么
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[02:06.31]看把你给厉害的
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[02:12.65]来电听众女：
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[02:15.38]你说他不洗衣服就算了吧
[02:16.27]他还不换衣服他还不洗澡
[02:16.92]他还不刷牙他还非得亲我
[02:18.35]你说这日子还有法过吗
[02:19.99]来电听众男：
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[02:24.08]她打我她她她
[02:25.18]竟然打我 她怎么打我呢
[02:27.91]她打我
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[02:32.89]合：
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[02:37.86]这句话在我心里憋好多年了
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[02:42.32]你怎么不上天呢
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[02:46.21]多少次想把你掐死
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[02:49.20]把你掐死
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[02:50.58]可是我没下得了手
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[02:53.36]下不了手
[02:55.06]所以我
[02:55.61]还是爱你的