[ti:Punch You In The Jeans]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Incredibad]
[by: ]
[00:-04.00]The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
[00:-03.00]LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang
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[00:00.60]These days a lot of cats is out of line
[00:03.09]Seems to me like they need to get punched
[00:05.70]Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em?
[00:08.39]Yo, the choice is obvious
[00:11.05]I'll punch you in the jeans
[00:12.70]I'll punch you in the jeans
[00:13.84]This is not a case of man vs machine
[00:16.36]You think you were safe, thought you got away clean?
[00:18.87]I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
[00:21.61]I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker
[00:24.19]Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica
[00:26.95]Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker
[00:29.59]Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a
[00:31.96]I got a vendetta
[00:33.43]It's against your jeans
[00:34.96]Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
[00:37.42]They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
[00:40.01]But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time!
[00:42.90]I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
[00:45.48]Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons
[00:48.07]Man, I hate your jeans
[00:49.45]I'm gonna bruise that denim
[00:50.71](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em)
[00:53.54]Yo we'll punch your jeans
[00:55.02]We said it before
[00:56.22]Best believe this is not a metaphor
[00:58.65]Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep
[01:01.28]And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep!
[01:04.02]Man I'll murder your jeans
[01:05.43]I'll feed em to the fishes
[01:06.80]Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes
[01:09.39]Punch your jeans on all three counts
[01:11.89]It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
[01:14.67]Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same
[01:17.22]We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
[01:20.42]I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin
[01:22.56]but I'd punch em first
[01:23.88]Yo that goes without sayin'
[01:25.20]Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff
[01:27.84]It's just another jean for my first to stuff
[01:30.43]Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches
[01:32.94]Jeans pronounced dead
[01:34.04]Cause of death?
[01:35.42]Hecka punchin'!
[01:36.14]Yo we'll punch your jeans
[01:37.35]We said it before
[01:38.63]Best believe this is not a metaphor
[01:41.16]You got something to say?
[01:42.61]We got the proper retorts
[01:43.87]Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts
[01:46.44]Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
[01:49.08]Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms
[01:51.66]Gonna beat those jeans
[01:53.12]Wanna dip em in slime
[01:54.45]Turn your 501's into 499's
[01:57.00]When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face
[01:59.54]The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
[02:02.24]You got taste and it shows, my man
[02:04.67]Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand
[02:07.52]Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
[02:10.18]Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean
[02:12.70]Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush
[02:15.64]And break out before you get bum-rushed
[02:18.22]Yo we'll punch your jeans
[02:19.57]We said it before
[02:21.07]Best believe this is not a metaphor
[02:23.24]So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
[02:26.23]Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe
[02:28.83](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)
[02:33.45](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)
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