You're really edgy when you're dressed in black

So damn material, it's kinda rad

You turn the volume up and go full blast

And tell your buddies how you almost

Crashed every party

In your daddy's apartment

Telling them stories

Like you're the biggest star here

Nobody saw the bluff

Wish I had what you got

Tell me what I gotta do

I wish I was cool like all of you

I'll jump in the pool while wearing shoes

And throw all my stuff straight on the ground

While spilling hot coffee on your couch

I'll act up like I'm the centerpiece

While all of my friends want me to leave

I'd love to envision how it is

I cannot wait to be the cool kid

Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid

Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid

All of the others think you're so damn fresh

You're so in love with all the things you said

When you start talking, you talk way too loud

So all the people in the back hear

How there's a party

In your daddy's apartment

Telling them stories

Like you're the biggest star here

Nobody saw the bluff

We're shy of what you got

Tell me what I gotta do

I wish I was cool like all of you

I'll jump in the pool while wearing shoes

And throw all my stuff straight on the ground

While spilling hot coffee on your couch

I'll act up like I'm the centerpiece

While all of my friends want me to leave

I'd love to envision how it is

I cannot wait to be the cool kid

Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid

Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid