Mr Baby wants to see you face to face

He's one of the best in the human race

You place him in lethal danger now with what you ask

That's not the simplest task

He sits behind the steering wheel of his red car

So that she can see him coming from afar

But no, don't be too scared by his wicked ways

For he's had some worse days

When he said "how many months?" you said it was three

But it was four in reality, he wasn't happy (he was angry)

Well that's another man's job

Don't move, don't move at all, no don't shake your belly

When your friend got back to the room,

You (we)re sleepin' on your tummy, it was empty

But that's another story

Mr Baby likes to give some good advice

In case you want to do this operation twice

Don't cut the feetus into pieces and don't throw it away

You'd spend the entire day

Bury the dead body, even in a box

And it's gonna end up dug up by the dogs

Don't forget the only decent method is the garbage chute

Cut the evil by the root

When he said "how many months?" you said it was three

But it was four in reality, he wasn't happy (he was angry)

Well that's another man's job

Don't move, don't move at all, no don't shake your belly

When your friend got back to the room,

You (we)re sleepin' on your tummy, it was empty

But that's another story

You think that he's only in for the cash

You worry 'cause you gave some for the room

So you begin sinking into gloom

You don't have enough

Looks as if he would like something else

He says ladies with whom shall we start

Now he bothers your friend with his dart

Soon it's for yourself

When he said "how many months?" you said it was three

But it was four in reality, he wasn't happy (he was angry)

Well that's another man's job

Don't move, don't move at all, no don't shake your belly

When your friend got back to the room,

You (we)re sleepin' on your tummy, it was empty

But that's another story