when i was a little boy

let me tell you what i used to do

i used to flush myself down the toilet

whenever i was bein a fool

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i think i ought to do it again

i never meant to scary you karen

i think i ought to do it again

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whenever i was mad at my brother

because he was better than me

i used to go tell our mother

that he was bein mean to me

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but i would never do that again

it's not the way to treat a brother （slash）friend

i would never do that again

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cause i just locked the door and pulled the chain

flushed my evil spirits down the drain

all my inner demons drift away

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as time goes on i know

the garbage will afloat

but i just keep on goin

though i should take it slow

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i had better do it again

i haven't been myself since god knows when

i had better do it again

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oh i never meant to scare you karen

you're my girlfriend

i think i ought to flush myself down the toilet ag