作曲 : John Mondelli

A girl sweet and pure like no other

With dreams just as big as the sea

You left for exploring the ocean

But I wish you would come back to me

Aimee, please come home

You're out there all alone

Submarines are just machines

But I am flesh and blood

Machines can't give you love

So you sail through the ****s and the coral

In your cold underwater seacraft

And I hope you enjoy your adventure

But I pray that you'll soon change your plans

Aimee please come home

You're out there all alone

Submarines are just machines

But I am flesh and blood

And I can give you love

Aimee please come home

You're out there all alone

Submarines are just machines

But I am flesh and blood

And I will give you love

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