I f*cked 17 girls in a row last night

and 10 of them gave me head

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill

to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did

The very next day I told the guys,

they flipped me off and said that's all lies

Got to admit I was a little peaved,

Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

What a dirty hoe

I banged 17 girls in the grocery store

and never lost my erection, no

They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3

and some poop in the produce ***-***-***-tion, stinky

When I told the boys in the band they said motherf*cker,

you're out of your f*cking head

I don't lie about the girls I screw,

they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true

I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did

Seventeen girls in a row

Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole

Seventeen girls in a row

When I was done, they were begging for more

I f*cked 17 girls at the trailer

park down in Memphis, Tennessee

I whipped out my d*ck and they got on their knees,

like they were all getting ready to pray

Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am,

then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham

Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,

but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

I f*cked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

Sweet, young, juicy *****

I f*cked seventeen girls in a row

Hop on that cameltoe

I f*cked seventeen girls in a row