I don't know much about dancin'

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other

And both my feet's too long

'Course now right along with 'em

I got no natural rhythm

But I go dancin' every night

Hoping one day I might get it right

I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)

Dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)

Dancin' fool

I hear that beat I jump outta my seat

But I can't compete 'cause I'm a

Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)

Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up

Like they's fit to kill

I walk on in, see 'em there

I'm gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me comin'

They all steps aside

They has a fit while I commit

My social suicide

I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)

Dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)

Dancin' fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

Beat goes on and I'm so wrong

Beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

Dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

Dancin' fool

(Yowza, yowza, yowza)

I got it all together now

With my very own disco clothes, hey

My shirt's half open to show you my chain

And the spoon for up my nose

I am really something

That's what you'd probably say

So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink

While I dance the night away

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

He's a dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a...

I may be totally wrong but I'm a...

I may be totally wrong but I'm a...

I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool!

Hey darlin' can I buy ya a couple a drinks?

Looking for Mr. Goodbar? Well, here he is

Wait a minute, I've got it: you're an Italian

Huh? You're Jewish?

Oh, love your nails

You must be a Libra

Your place or mine?