Hey mom, there's something in the backroom

Hope it's not the creatures from above

You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring

We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real (real)

I'd leave my closet door open all night

I know the CIA would say "what you hear is all hearsay"

Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you

I am still the skeptic, yes, you know me (you know me)

Been best friends and will be 'til we die (die)

I got an injection of fear from the abduction

My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies, alright

Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary

Explanation, information

Nice to know ya, paranoia

Where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

Twelve majestic lies