It's a very happy day

We are at lots of fun fun fun

And it's ice-cream and jelly

And a punch in the belly

How much can you throw over the walls?

And see how his face glows

It's a bike! what a surprise

It's a big bike. what a big surprise

It's a red bike. what a red surprise

Oh, what a surprise

But the best thing there

But the best thing there

Was the wonderful dog chair

Was the beautiful dog chair

That could count right up to ten

It could count right up to ten

It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

And it's another happy day

He was born eleven years ago

And this year it's long trousers

And a very smart tie

Just think in five years he'll be shaving

And see how his face glows

It's an ninja sword. what a surprise!

It's a samurai sword. what a metal surprise

He'll remember this day for the rest of his life

But the best thing there

But the best thing there

Is that sensuous dog chair

The immaculate dog chair

That could count right up to eleven

It could count right up to eleven

It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

But the best thing there

But the best thing there

Was my darling the dog chair

But the rampaging dog chair

That could count right up to eleven

It could count right up to eleven

(Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)

And it went round and round the house

Round and round the house..