Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again

Oh my grandma's peed her pants

Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again

Oh my grandma's peed her pants

And I got it on my hand

And I got it on my hand

And I got it on my hand

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you

Good stuff comes in different sizes

Good stuff comes in many shapes

You pee out the good stuff, then you

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you

Grandma

Grab hold and [?]

And is the toilet really moving?

Or has grandma just had too much to drink?

Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again

Oh my grandma's peed her pants

Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again

Oh my grandma's peed her pants

And I got it on my hand

And I got it on my hand

And I got it on my hand

'Cause it takes time to get your head on straight

'Cause it takes time to

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you

Good stuff comes in different sizes

Good stuff comes in many shapes

You pee out the good stuff, and then you

Pee out all the good stuff