Couples Of Guys Sittin Around Drinkin

Down At The Starlight Bar

One Of em Says You Know I ve Been Thinking

Other One Says That Won t Get You Too Far

He Says This Is Your Life And Welcome To It

It s Just Workin And Drinkin And Dreams

Ad On Tv Says just Do It

Hell If I Know What That Means

The Secret Of Life Is A Good Cup Of Coffee

The Secret Of Life Is Keep You Eye

On The Ball

The Secret Of Life Is A Beautiful Woman

And Marilyn Stares Down Form The

Barroom Wall

You And Me We re Just A Couple Of Zeros

Just A Couple Of Down And Outs

But Movie Stars And Football Heroes

What Have They Go To Be Unhappy About

So They Turn To The Bartender

sam What Do You Think

What s The Key Tht Unlocks That Door

Sam Don t Say Nothin

Just Wipes Off The Bar

And He Pours Them A Couple Of More

cause The Secret Of Life Is In Sam s Martinis

The Secret Of Life Is In Marilyn s Eyes

The Secret Of Life Is In

Monday Night Football

Rolling Stones Records And

Mom s Apple Pies

Sam Looks Up From His Sunday Paper

Says Boys You re On The Wrong Track

The Secret Of Life Is There Ain t No Secret

And You Don t Get Your Money Back Hey

The Secret Of Life Is Gettin Up Early

The Secret Of Life Is Stayin Up Late

The Secret Of Life Is Try Not To Hurry

But Don t Wait Don t Wait

The Secret Of Life Is A Good Cup Of Cooffee

The Secret Of Life Is Keep Your

Eye On The Ball

The Secret Of Life Is

To Find The Right Woman

The Secret Of Life Is Nothin At All

Oh It s Nothin At All

The Secret Of Life

Couple Of Guys Sittin Around Drinkin

Down At The Starlight Bar

One Of em Says

You Know I ve Been Thinkin

Other One Says That Won t Get You Too Far

That Won t Get You Too F