One night he went out dancing

Much too soon the night was done

So he asked some people over

They could keep on having fun

He said it's cool, invite some friends

A lot of people soon stopped by

The house was filled with strangers

He let everyone inside

Then things got a little crazy

A few more hours quickly passed

Slowly people started leaving

He was up until the last

Standing in his living room

He surveyed all the mess

He gave up and went to bed

Declared his party a success

Getting ready the next morning

Went to put some product in his hair

Reached over to the bathroom shelf

But the bedhead wasn't there

He looked under the sink

Blinked his eyes in disbelief

The bedhead was really gone

Someone at the party was a thief

Bedhead is expensive

That was a shitty thing to do

Don't drink someone's elses beer

And then swipe their belongings too

I wrote a song about stealing bikes

You know it's not entirely true

Theft's a lot less awesome

When it's happening to you