I was backstage at a festival in Germany

Talking to a cute, fair skinned brunette

I asked her if she wanted to have a beer

and if she liked our set

I noticed that her hair was longer in the back

I figured that's cuz she's canadian

That's why I was surprised

when she told me she was fully lesbian

That's when I realized it was Sara

or maybe it was Tegan

I'm pretty sure that it was Sara

Cuz Johnny Samson said she was the cool one

I told her that I was a big fan of her band

She asked me if I had a favorite song

I admitted that I never actually heard them

But I like K.D. Lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Junos

and how they got robbed three times in a row

And then I asked her if she knew of anyone

who's selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara

Or maybe I just pissed her

off when I asked her if her sister

And her had ever had a threesome

Where they both ganged up on one girl

A fourgy or a fivesome

Do they think strapons are groovy

And had they ever seen the movie

"Bound", and did they like Jenifer Tilly

Did they like Jennifer Tilly

Sara said she

Preferred Gina Gershon

Angelina Jolie

In a "Gia" movie

That was on HBO

And "If these walls could talk"

Made Tegan cry alot

After that I almost forgot what she said

That's the problem with Diazepam

So many things I don't remember

But I got a sinking feeling

It's not that i'm a clairvoyant

But I think I creeped out Sara

I was creeping out on Sara

I hope it wasn't Tegan

Cuz Skiba said she is the cooler one