If you’re looking for somewhere to go

Thought I’d take u to a movie show

Sittin’ in the back and I’ll jack u off

I can’t give you everything u want

But I can take u to a restaurant

And if you’re not hungry

I’ll jack u off

If your man ain’t no good

Come on over to my neighborhood

We can jump in the sack and I’ll jack u off

If you’re tired of the masturbator

Little girl, we can go on a date

And if you like, I’ll jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

I only do it for a worthy cause

Virginity or menopause

You’ll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off

If u really want to be a star

We gotta do it in your momma’s car

Naked in a Cadillac, I’ll jack u off

And if we can’t find no place to go

Girl, I’ll take u to a movie show,

we can sit in the back

And I’ll jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

If you’re chicken baby, come on here

If you’re good I’ll even let u steer

As a matter of fact, u can jack me off

Yeah, that’s right

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off

I’ll jack u off, jack u off